Mega SPOILER for the 2010 BET Awards and Official After Party
by DC Livers exclusively for Black Press Magazine
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BlackPress.org)- If you like your TV hot and steamy, heavy on the drama, light on theclothing and topped with over-the-top sexually suggestive dancing andlyrics, then you’ve got to set your DVR for the 10th Annual
Black Entertainment Television Awards that will air on Viacom’s
BET Network this Sunday, June 27. The show will be taped LIVE in Los Angeles at the
Shrine Auditorium near the USC campus right around the time you crawl in bed after taking off your Sunday best.
Fromthe nearly daily supply of press releases, it’s shaping up to be one ofthe craziest, most unpredictable nights in TV this year as odd couplesteam up for what will likely be an absolute ratings blow out.
Emeniem, the hater turned gaymarriage advocate, will take the stage on the same night that JustinBieber becomes the first White artist to win BET Award. Ironically,Bieber will likely be presented with the “Fandemonium” award, a specialhonor that BET and AOL seemed to have created just for him, althoughthey will go through the formality of having other nominees. My sourcestell me that
Robin Thicke is still tossing chairs over his balcony over the news that history will record Bieber and not him as for the historic award.
Expect the “Bad Girls” to show their azzes all night long.
Beyonce, who ought to make
Ne-Yothe only person she thanks in her speech, may try to play nice but willrefuse to hand over the keys to the “Queendome.”
Rihanna will struugleto hold her ground as newcomer
Nicki Minaj a.k.a. Ms. Fake Booty attempts a double whammy of trying to take out Ri Ri and
Lil Kimat the same time. By the way, Ms. Minaj is hosting an After Party atthe uber-chic spot called “740” that I’m told will include someattractions so freaky that it might make Prince blush. Nightclubs likeAqua, Les Deux and others are tapped for major parties and it’s safe tosay that somebody’s going to come home pregnant.
Alicia Cook, who performs under the moniker Alicia Keys, will formally debut her “Baby Bump” earned from the affair she began at a previous BET Award show with then-married producer
Swizz Beatz.She will likely show off the ring that she purchased for herself andalso find a way to make sure she is photographed sneaking a kiss fromSwizzeeee. Both will spend a good portion - if not the rest of the showlooking over their shoulders for his jilted wife R&B singer
Mashonda,who I’m told has been virtually banded from the event by BET execslooking to cash in on the genius idea of having their logo behind the
international photos of Alicia Keys’belly. Sources tell me that Ms. Keys is having a baby girl. Say whatyou will, but BET ain’t stupid. Their logo will be displayed for monthsevery time someone mentions Keys’
pregnancy.Two thumbs and a pickle sandwich to the marketing guru who put thatplan together.
Nick and Mariah Cannon are scheduled to “surprise”everyone with news about their plans to start a family on the
BET Awards Pre-Show that will air on June 26.
Cassie will also visually put pregnancy rumors to rest and display a hot new hairdo.
A major star is scheduled to come out of the closet at the event. The obvious choice is host
Queen Latifah,who is rumored to be engaged to her female lover, yet fans waiting for that announcement shouldn’t hold their breath. Instead, award showparty crasher
Kanye West will come out…..of hiding and perform for the first time since he correctly stated that Beyonce’s “
Single Ladies”video was light years ahead of
Taylor Swift[ly forgotten]. But, don’tcount Latifah out. She’s rumored to have “single ladies” on her mindand is said to be considering her own version of "Glee meets Beyonce" number. As far as I’m concerned, Queen Latifah rocks. Period. So as long as Dana Owens doesn’t sing, I’m good.
In the BET VIP Swag room, the battle for face time among Cover Girl and other makeup companies is getting down right ugly, so all I can say is set two ofeach aside for me. I’m also hearing that celebs like Wendy Williams,Bieber and others may pocket an iPad, sizzling new generation iPhoneand other outlandish gifts to celebrate the 2010 BET Awards. Ford isscheduled to turn the event into a Fiesta and someone’s walking away ashiny new car.
Convicted felon Clifford “T.I.” Harris, who will be married to Tameka “Tiny” Cottle by
Christmas,is scheduled to leave his guns backstage but come out blazing duringhis first national performance since he miracously managed to snag ayear and a day prison term for having an arsenal of weapons - includinga silencer. Oddly, although he and
Lil Wayneare repeat offenders, collectively the duo managed to clock less jailtime than former NY Giants star Plaxico Burress, who merely shothimself in the leg at a New York City nightclub.
Winners arefairly easy to determine: Beyonce will need two assistants to carry herloot. Bieber will be handed his most relevant award to date and becomeimmediately compared to
Ashantifor being the most over-hyped singer in recent memory. Minaj will behappy and all the while, super songwriters like Ne-Yo, Solange and mypersonal fav
Johnta Austin will receive hardly any love.
Some special people will be honored including the late
Michael Jackson and
Gary Coleman,victims of Haiti and Earl Martin Phelan. (What you don’t know himeither?). BET's CEO
Debra Lee will make another awkward speech, but if I have myway her efforts will still be lauded for having the guts to run acompany with a staff comprised of 80 percent Black women.
Freshman
Drake will perform his monotone but amazingly catchy song and will try to right the wrongs he recently created in
New York City. After all, who else can hold a concert that gets cancelled before it even begins and piss off the mayor so badly that a free
Jay Z concert atop of the
David Letterman TV Showbuilding gets cancelled as well. Yep, Drake, the Black Jewish kid whohad a bar mitzvah but has never released a full album will have a chipon his shoulder and be hungry to prove he was worth Alicia Keys delaying her CD for.
Trey Songz will be flawless but be overshadowed by the glitz and glamour of the other performances. And
Diddy will get us to buy into his new group,
Dirty Money.
Before its all over, more Black-owned media outlets will be forced to use content provided by the overwhelmingnumber of White credential press like diversity-challenged outlets People magazine and
Access Hollywood,which is expected to have the most regal party of the night (hosted bythe Queen of course). As horrific as it sounds, bloggers like
Perez Hiltonwill have better access to Black entertainment than popular Blackbloggers like Sha Speaks, Jawn Murray, Jasmyne Cannick and Sandra Roseas BET unveils its new Social Media Lounge. The red carpet photographicdrama will nearly all be owned by the slimy outfit known as
Getty Images,who has spent the past three years shamelessly muzzling Blackphotographers like Ronnie Wright, Joel Johnson, among others. I’ll getcalls all weekend from legitmiate Black journalists who will be turnedaway for one reason or another that will force me to end up writingsome scathing report on how BET needs to put the Black back into thenetwork and eventually be disinvited from some upcoming BET event.
Andalthough the show will drag on about 45 minutes too long, when it’s allsaid and done, Prince will be honored for his lifetime achievements andthe “Purple One” will help us all remember what real music was allabout, with a little help from our friends at BET.
If you’re still curious about the show, don’t forget to tune in to the BET Awards on the
BET Network.
To watch our previous BET Awards coverage visit
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red carpet arrivalsand canned press conference interviews, go to Getty. If you want toknow what you didn’t see on the show and pre-show, keep it locked toBlackPressRadio. Because it ain’t news, unless DC Livers says it is.
Disclaimer: The aforementioned events are predictions of the author and may not reflect actual events.